HI THERE.

Sweet Pockets and Hella Monsters is a Pokémon-Homestuck mashup fan adventure, and  it is in need of a HELPER! Or, really, just a… a person who can make some pictures.

There’s not very many panels in this fan adventure and none of them need to be animated or detailed really! I mean, look at the ones we have up. There is not a high professionalism standard going on. You don’t have to spend more than 10 or 15 minutes on one panel if you dont want to.

If you’re interested drop me a line at hamdrax (at) gmail (dot) com! I already have a lot of the adventure written up. :3 I care less about whether you can draw well and more about if you’re willing and able to do panels in a semi-timely fashion, I guess? As long as you can sort of tell what is going on in the pictures I REALLY DONT CARE if you draw it with a pencil stuck up your nostril.

Dr. Lalonde is a widely-respected POKÉMON PROFESSOR. She also just happens to be your pal ROSE’s mother! For some reason Rose finds this really embarrassing. You have no idea why, you think having a famous POKÉPROF as a parent would be really awesome! Dr. Lalonde CAN be kind of scary sometimes, though. 

DOC L: hello theier!
DOC L: *there
DOC L: tell me, r u a boy or a girl?
JOHN: um
JOHN: ms lalonde, it’s me, john
JOHN: i’ve lived next to you for 10 years, remember?
DOC L: do ur name is john then??
JOHN: …yes.
DOC L: splendid! welcome 2 the magicjiul world of pokemon!!!
DOC L: *magical

Well, that was boring. You’d go to ROSE’s house now, but you try to avoid walking in there these days - Rose is always such a gracious hostess. Last time she gave you a guided tour and a souvenir keychain. You shudder a little bit at the memory. Looks like you’ve got no choice but to head to the lab! There are only four buildings in your town, and three of them are personal residences. This has never struck you as strange.

>John: Enter laboratory.

You thank him, grab your POKÉCAPCHALOG, and make for the door. He continues shuffling around the same four square feet of space like nothing happened. Your dad is kind of weird.

You exit your house and emerge blinking into the charming little village of SHADE TOWN. The LAB is right next door, but you think you’ll do a little EXPLORING before you head that way. Not that there’s much to explore.

You enter your pal DAVE’s house. It’s kind of a mess, and no one’s home.

You go into every room and look at all his stuff anyway.

Oh, god. You were right. He did make a cake. At least it’s only one - but wait. He’s written a thoughtful farewell message on the frosting…

How embarrassing. He probably heard that on TV. You think you can even see where his teardops blurred the icing a little.

Your name is JOHN EGBERT, and today is a very special day for you. It was thirteen years ago that you were given life, but it is only today that you will be given a POKÉMON.

Doubtless your DAD has baked you a cake or five in celebration of this fact. You’ll have to try to avoid him as much as you - oh shit someone’s knocking on your door.

> John: Open door.